Another open letter.
Dear Liam,
Whilst we at ainsleyandjosh.blogspot.com appreciate the lighter mood of your most recent blog, we feel we must re-enforce some ground rules. We feel it should be noted that if we do happen to have a slightly blotchy complexion, it is more than likely to do with the STD you sprayed on us in our sleep. You are lucky we didn't press charges at the time. As I'm sure you are aware Josh and Ainsley of ainsleyandjosh.blogspot.com are near-perfect, and should be treated with respect, and like royalty. We fear your latest blog verges on making a slight mockery of us, and this shall not do. Consider yourself warned.
Also, you now work at the BBC. We have been waiting for you to make the first move here, but feel a gentle nudge in the right direction is in order. Perhaps you should consider leaving our blog open on a few computers there. A television deal with the BBC would be something we'd consider. Quite frankly, a break from Jane Austen dramas could do them a world of good, and a nice X rated television show about a delicious hag, her beautiful fag and a whole lot of trouble would be gobbled down by an eager British public, starved of actual entertainment. They may not know it yet, but they will soon.
All this aside, you are still considered to be our friend.
Just dont push it.
Love you! Xxx
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