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Just when you thought you knew us, in typical Ainsley and Josh fashion we throw you a curve ball that smashes you in the face and makes you realise you don't know what we're capable of.

That's right, we've become internet daters.

I know what you're thinking: 'But Josh, that doesn't surprise us at all. You're a whore. You'll take it from anywhere..'.

And you'd be right.

But Ainsley. That one you didn't see coming. We both have far too much fun trawling through her RSVP* site, deleting the bad and drooling over the good. As a gay man, used to Gaydar** I find it strange and unfulfilling that there are no cock pictures, or at least mention of penis size. Surely this is why people inter-date? Love Shmove, people are after a good doing.

I've been on two dates so far (with the same guy! Crazy!) and eagerly await being able to stalk Ainsley and her date when it happens soon.

Lust is in the air in Spring-time Sydney, from us to the horny cats*** on my street. We will keep you posted..


*This blog is not sponsored by RSVP.
**Or Gaydar.
***It is sponsored by horny cats, though.