September 21, 2009

Does My Penis Look Big In This?

Salutations Reader!

It is I A-Tang III alpha. I bring to you, the news of sexiness. Sexiness is everywhere. Sexiness is in this computer. I am sexiness.

Sydney is hot, cold, Arthur, Martha. I am jealous of all things purple. Green is ok but blue is better. Sexiness is best.

I’ve been so busy that I didn’t even realise I was on holidays this week. I may have to go on e a date this week. Simultaneously, I think I may have been blown off. Boys are a difficult creature.

I want chocolate. And wine.

I have a hot date with Josh on Thursday which I am, sickeningly excited for. I plan to inebriate him with chocolate liquors then. Penetration. Watch this space.

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